Benny Hill

Unfit Trumpet is a track with a very clear purpose, and it fulfils that purpose with magnificent excess. This is a full-throated Yakety Sax-style comedy polka featuring alto saxophone, baritone saxophone, and trumpet all competing with each other for the title of most aggressively ridiculous instrument in the arrangement. The result is a breathless, over-the-top piece of musical comedy that barely pauses for air and never once considers whether it might be doing too much. It is, obviously, doing too much. That’s entirely the point. The Pro License includes a seamlessly looping version, which means the chaos can continue indefinitely – a feature that is either very useful or very alarming depending on your current project.